Aside from missives to ParkingEye appealing £70 fines for the temerity of shopping at the Leek branch of Aldi, I don't write many letters.The art form has sadly slipped away thanks to the invention of email. Why invest in pen, paper, stamp, and envelope when you can simply ditch all rules of grammar and decorum, add a couple of smiley emojis, and it's done. NB: Be a little more formal if you're an undertaker. Occasionally, however, like those who don't know where to stick their dog-poo...
